Reality star/plastic surgery horror story Heidi Montag is planning to make a packet off her unborn child... um, make that her unconcieved child.
With nothing left to do to her face or her 'music' career, Heidi and her husband Spencer are moving along to the next big step in life... children.
They're not actually expecting a baby yet, but that hasn't stopped them making plans for the future — negotiating an exclusive deal with a tabloid magazine to document every step of their journey into parenthood (well, hopefully not every step).
"She's not even pregnant yet, but she and Spencer have already signed the papers," a source tells In Touch Weekly. "They're planning staged photos every step of the way - the pregnancy, the birth, and of course, the first baby picture."
Sheesh guys, why not sell the naming rights to your baby while you're at it? You could name your kid after the highest bidding tabloid. Or maybe just go with the popular American name 'Cash' (middle name — 'Cow'!).
Credit: MSN NZ